The Shirt That Feeds Your Soul (Not Your Stomach)

Made from 100% comfort cotton because if you're gonna spend half your day thinking about food puns, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This unisex shirt has that lived-in, "I've been telling dad jokes at dinner parties for years" feel right out of the package (we won't judge). Heavier, quality material that runs true to size - because nothing says "professional pun enthusiast" like a shirt that actually holds up when you inevitably spill something on it while laughing at your own jokes.

Perfect for grocery store trips where you'll definitely point at the produce and say "lettuce be friends" to anyone within earshot. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who probably also can't walk past a bakery without saying "that's the way the cookie crumbles" at least once.

Part of our "Let Me Eat Puns" collection - where we turn your worst food jokes into your favorite wardrobe choices (and somehow make that seem like a good life decision).